I'm a happy camper!!!

Wake up Wednesday morning, cloudy sky, shit. Camping is still on the cards though so work out plans and times and stuff and head to tesco for some shopping. I think everyone could tell I am on a tight budget so the shopping was as follows:

4 tesco value burgers (£1 or something)
Tesco dry imperieal vodka (£7 odds)
2X 2 litres resco coke (44p each)
3x Tesco fizzy cola bottles (special @ £1)
Tesco dorito knock-offs (88p)
Tesco white cholcolate (50p)
6x Sesame seed rolls (46p, baked by tesco)

So as you can see, everything was tesco own....only one no frills mind you. Amazing how much cheaper the stuff is compared to it's brand bigger brothers, and there aint much wrong with it anyway.

Get a bus to Eh Branny train station and meet the others...being only Gammy and Johnny cos the rest are all coming down in dribs and drabs later on. We get to Inverkip (me paying full, them 2 smooth faced bams paying half) and go to the post office, then the londis and finally back to the post office finiding drink and stuff. Head over to camp base, put up tent, find some wood and decide fuck the rest and we use the bbq we brought then, 4 burgers and a breakfast pack all flipped and moved about with this spanner Johnny had found lying round the area as he had nothing else; may add I aint had any signs of food poisening so I am quite proud of myself!

This guy then comes over and talks to us. Invites us up to his camp for a wee drink, but someone needs to watch camp. Being the nice guy I am I volunteered. They all come back about 10 minutes later and we sit, he talks, I stare into space. Then Ruth (my saviour) texts and asks me to meet her and Paula at the kip marina. Johnny volunteers to come too, leaving Gammy with Jakey John and his Tennants Super. Bunch of the guys where walking round looking for us anyway so we pointed them over to gammy. Met Ruth and Paula and went back, Jakey John had left now.

We sit and drink for the large part of the evening (Jakey John comes back for about 5 minutes at one point) with many things happening. These include; Paula falling while holing onto me and bringing me down too, glasses making my sight better, Ruth bighting me so hard I still have the 2 marks and can feel it now, Hoofter running about topless, Mick arriving with stuff from the Tandoori, Stef and her red wine, fire falling but still going (get it up you all!) and hearing that the Mortonunofficial site and forum closing down **sniff sniff**.

The drivers (Mick and Susan) decide to leave and a bunch go to. For some reason, without thinking, I just decide I could really go my bed so grab my stuff and go in Micks car. By this point I was a little worse from acohol but I remeber the mad song they use on the Raw Diva search came on. Also we all tried our stregnth on whether we could push Micks car up a hill...none of us could.

Got home, and go to bed.

Pipe band tongiht, was like in slow motion. Hard to describe. Next week practices are stepping up a notch for the next competition, work hard enough and I'll enjoy it.

Don't know anythign esle, and this is kinda long so I will stop while I'm still bored.

Adios